straightpride

heralding the dawn of tolerance

2006-06-08T08:35:24Z

drec ec y vih ibtyda lyica e ryja hud paah ibtydehk yc silr nalahdmo yvdan knytiydeuh. e vuiht drec dnyhcmydun uhmeha yht palyica hant puo druikrd ed fuimt pa vih yd drnaa eh dra sunhehk y meja zuinhym ec punh. mujac ed. e fyc fuhtanehk ruf rynt du syga drec pid drec femm pa dra pekkacd lmia...dra myhkiyka icat ec al bhed eh drec dnyhcmydeuh. famm dryd fyc vih. paddan ku du pat huf cehla ed ec jano myda yht e ryja du pa ib aynmo du suja so lyn cu yc hud du kad y delgad eh dra mud.

translate that and post the translation in a reply cause if you do you'll be my best friend (and possibly the biggest ~~loser~~ winner) that i know!
(and yes the real challenge is to discern the language being used)

a slippery slope to talent

2006-06-07T01:47:28Z

so i had some exciting things planned for today. BUT i slept through them. actually only one thing to meet with career services. i had to reschedule for thurs at 11 now. but when i go in i won't tell lisa that i slept through the appointment but that i had the wrong time written down or something to make it seem not so completely negligent. good impression. that's exactly what it is.

i didn't do anything today. i sat around all day and ordered DP Dough for dinner. everyone is working on summer circle and that's busy. i thought it started on thurs but i guess it's wednesday now? that's ~~sick~~ odd.....? so i'ma leave that alone

but now for lisa i at least have a copy of my resume and can post it on spartantrak before we meet and talk all about it. she's a hottie. and finally i need a shower. and i think i chipped some of the cement holding my wire in place in my mouth or knocked something loose after eating cause it feels ~~gross~~ odd now.

so you say you got it at the flea market? for how much?

2006-06-06T02:17:20Z

i'm back in lansing again for the week for the first time since graduation. i've come back every now and again but only for a day or two at the most. i've been doing a lot of visiting back mostly before and during memorial weekend. that was a big ol up north fest where i road four-wheelers and got sunburned on my arms. its just starting to peel now.

i feel like i've been so busy but i've really done pretty much nothing. haha (bittersweet). so i don't have a job yet and that is the main reason i'm here again. well that and summer circle this weekend. i'll probly go thursday and fri and i'll have to see Unwrap Your Candy during the final show. but yeah i'm back to use the career services to assist me in finding a job. i know nothing like graduating prepared and ready to join the real world.

but i'm gettin down to the wire now and i at least need to get some interviews lined up for this month because if i don't i'll have to go to Georgia for more visiting. Dads parent are down there and so is mom's sister. not that i don't like visiting either of them, but we'll go there for a week and the grandparents live up in the blueridge mountains. scenic and quiet but it gets boring fast. the nearest town, Ellie Jay, is about 20 minutes away and the biggest attraction there is a walmart. not even a super walmart.

i've sent out some applications already for some realistic stuff and some stuff i know i won't get. like i sent out stuff for a customer representative like position but its more of a analyst/consulting position i guess than like answering phones. it was a lot of committee type work where you evaluate networks for clients. that place was in troy. i also sent in application material to OCCU (something something credit union) in waterford where they were looking for a new network administrator for the corporation (a senior management position) and i don't think i'll hear from them. i've also gone on monstertrak.com and usajobs.gov and made online resumes. so i've also applied with US Customs to be a field technician (basically a highly trained office assistant) and i need to fax them a transcript by Friday. i'm going to apply for several positions with the FBI as well but i need to tweek my online resume for those to enhance relevance.

i haven't given up on acting but i don't even have enough money to drive to chicago and sleep in my car for auditions. so i need some savings first. yeah i know "what about detroit?" the theaters all told me the same thing, maybe because i don't have an in with any of them, "we keep a file of resumes and ask people to audition for shows." great. so right now i'm in limbo. hopefully i can find a job in the metro-detroit area with a little help from career services that will let me save some money for auditions and traveling. and if that goes poorly, then hopefully i'll be recruited by the government (the whole application process takes around a year because of all the checks they do) and can station myself in chicago or new york and still attend auditions that way.

so thats me since graduation. nothing much to tell really..... to digress. i really don't want to work at the mall or meijer or a restaurant. i have 2 frickin bachelor degrees with honors up the wazoo and not to sound uppity or cocky, but i'm above that now. its time to move on to a career or at the very least something that looks like one. but gimme a couple weeks if i still can't find a job then i might be changing my tune and knocking on restaurant doors like there's no tomorrow.

keeping up with the Jones'

2006-05-19T20:49:14Z

i've come to 3 realizations in the past few days.

1st - i can't use bath and body works country apple pore cleansing hand soap because i think it smells like liquor like a sweet whiskey like SoCo and it makes me ill to clean myself with it.

2nd - in "Shake that Ass" by Eminem ft. Nate Dog when Nate comes in and starts rapping with those numbers like "3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3" he's actually calling out areas codes and not naming random numbers which never made sense to me

3rd - i can't afford life. i'll expound on that in a lil bit. but i have no money and i need some and a job for that matter. think i can still talk with career services people at MSU? i don't see why not. i need a better starting point that "Nowhere"

so life.

i went to Lifetime Fitness and had a physical assessment at the bequest of Brian. my weight was in the lower part of the normal range. my cardio threshold or whatever you call it was above average. my flexibility was excellent. my arm strength was above average and there were like two other things that i scored excellent on during the tests. the trainer was very impressed and pleased and said i have more work to do outside the gym really in changing eating habits and stuff than inside it. Now Brian wants me to retake it. i think i did much better than he though i would. but either way i'll need to get a membership to Lifetime which the initial fee is like $300 or something with monthly fees of around $50. so that's a big expense. if i did this on top of the cost of what i'll talk about next my total for constant monthly costs (or charges incurred every month) would be roughly $200. so thats a lot to pay each month when you have no income.

NEXT....and this is the kicker. i went to the Columbia Center Buildings in Troy and had my free consultation with Bosley the Hair Restoration specialists. Long story short after the 1 1/2 hour interveiw and consultation, i would be a good candidate for hair restoration but since i'm still young they would not want to touch the bald spot area because they said it's unpredictable and could grow larger in subsequent years and treating it right now could leave me with a target on the back of my head if it grew larger. so for just doing the front and bringing down my hair line in the front where it's receded and filling in the top a little i would need 1000 to 1600 grafts. i'll give you a moment to think about how much that would cost.....done? $8,500 to $11,200 are the prices for that number of grafts. ridiculous. but they also talked a lot about propecia because that something that makes a good complement to the treatment. its like a newer better version of rogaine. its a pill you take and it has like a 90% success rate for keep the hair you have. and it's also fairly successful at regrowing hair in some cases but that's no where near 90%. they can supply prescriptions from their office which cost $180 for a 3 month supply. once you start you cannot stop using it or you will start losing hair again. it's basically permanent until you decide that you don't care about having hair anymore. since i can't afford $8,500 to 11,200 right now i thought i would try propecia for a year or 2 and see what kind of results i get and then maybe if my hair is staying they would consider doing the back area bald spot in a procedure too. insurance does not cover propecia because it's considered cosmetic and i'll pay $60 a month for that medicine. again can't afford life.

that's really all i've done of any interest since graduation. oh yeah and brian and i are going on another cruise in January which i would like to help pay for. there's another $2000 - 2500 expense right there (and that amount would only cover about half of the total cost of the trip too). money was never this important until now........ph.

so pleased.

2006-05-08T00:41:17Z

ok so for everyone i've told about the new underpants i ordered, they came and they are SO cute. the puma pair is nice and real comfortable but i LOVE the steven (thats the brand "steven"). they make my butt look flaming hot. pics to come later. i would definitely order again! loves it!

and nap time.

today is an odd day

2006-05-06T20:52:22Z

i'm sitting in my room right now. like i've been doing all day so far so all i have to do is update LJ.

sam and her fam are packing up and that's weird cause the house is starting to empty out right now. i feel kinda in the way. but i don't want to leave cause that might be awk too. oh dear.

i think i'll take a walk around campus tonight.

loves it.

2006-05-06T01:27:52Z

so graduation happened today. 18 theater majors walked. i thought it was going to be kind of anti-climatic, but it really wasn't anti-climatic at all. i wasn't nervous before or during.

it was intense. like sitting in the audience before walking up there and all the noise and shuffling and everyone whispering. i was excited when we stood up to go to the stage. and there's murmuring and talking and then it was my turn.

dr. peters read my name and all i heard was silence. i know people were yelling and clapping and stuff cause i could hear it but at the same time i couldn't hear anything. i just walked in silence. the weird thing is it was all real cause people gave me things as i crossed and i have them to look at and touch. they shook my hand too. and eventually i'll get a picture proving everything. i can't believe it.

i was in this silent tunnel with people that i didn't know but who were happy for me and proud yet at the same time had a detached urgency about them to move me as quickly as possible.

before i gave my card to dr. peters i looked out at the audience. and different groups had different reasons for it but it was a sea of smiles that were genuine but tired. that's a good line "their smiles were genuine but tired."

nailed it.

2006-05-05T06:04:26Z

my facebook status is genius!

move aside herbie fully loaded

2006-05-04T20:22:18Z

i just got back from seeing American Dreamz with mark. it was the funniest movie ever, way funnier that Talent!

it's official

2006-05-04T16:59:46Z

so it's official. missy elliot said it herself.

yeah they blow kisses to me
cause i'm a lil cutie
and i'm not a lil floozy
i'm stingy with the booty.

i didn't sleep at all last night. i went to bed around 2 and pretty much just stared at my clock until after 9 cause my throat hurt so bad. every time i swallow it feels like i'm choking down a pine cone.

i got myself checked out too. and the doctor says i'm healthy as a horse..... a horse with streptococcus pyogenes bacteria infecting it's throat. i have some hard core antibiotics to take now so i can try to get better and graduate tomorrow.

how fucking ridiculous is this situation? the week of finals my senior year and i get strep throat 2 days before graduation.

all i want to do right now is just go beat somebody up. that would make me feel better. i'm so pissed.

Real life math

2006-05-04T04:44:09Z

ChRiS_=_dRuNk

ThRoAt_=_pAiN

LiFe_=_WtF

hotboy4e17 @ 2006-05-03T12:52:00

2006-05-03T16:53:52Z

i am a seagull. no that's not it.

really i'm just a balloon. floating is a bittersweet surprise.

been there. done that.

2006-05-03T16:27:36Z

so college.....that's a double check. done.

buckling down (or maybe under)

2006-05-03T04:12:25Z

so i wrote that paper. it wasn't as bad as all that. now i just have to study for ONE more exam. again i'm not feelin it. it's midnight and i'm a lil tired. i feel like going into this test with nothing would be stupid (for a review i mean, i think i know some of the stuff ok)

Artsbridge = ~~WTF~~ so dunzo. i gotta do that tomorrow afternoon too.

more importantly there's this final from 10-noon. i could really care less about my grade as long as i pass the class which i will. i know i'll study i'm stupid like that. maybe just not as much as i normally would.

all i want is to drink. i want to just grab some friends and drink and hang out and enjoy myself. with that said don't be surprised if you get a call from me tomorrow or the next day asking just that.

my throat feels tight. i hope i'm not gonna get sick NOW of all times. or even worse.....allergies.

hotboy4e17 @ 2006-05-02T16:23:00

2006-05-02T20:27:20Z

SOMEONE! please tell me how i can not write this term paper for tomorrow? its only 6-8 pages which is like nothing but i don't even want to think about this damn thing?! does anyone have an idea for a paper with a few references about either "alternatives to copyright" or "network neutrality"

the topics even sound gay.

I ~~love~~ hate TC policy.

~~strikethrough is the new backspace.~~

Take me out

2006-05-01T21:49:58Z

Thats what I need right now, just take me out of it.

I hate when people get preachy or emotional or all deep and eclectic about their lives on LJ, but I'm gonna bend my own rule about that for this entry.

I saw the dance concert twice. one of the extra bonuses of the dance concert is you get to hear some sweet music which I then download. Frou Frou has been pumping into my head for some time now. it makes me nervous that it's so relevant.

I've also seen Take Me Out twice. (and the title refers to the philosophical idea behind the phrase and not the play itself) as good the show was i think the dance concert was more moving to watch. but maybe i'm just getting pensive.

everybody needs to talk and have their problems and concerns heard as small or stupid as they may be. it's always a big shock to me when i find out that other people have problems and insecurities. it shouldn't be but it is. i think people always feel alone in their problems because it's something that you own and completely belongs to you and is your responsibility. and then you feel like "it's my own personal problem and how can someone understand what is so unique to me." and when someone listens and understands it's more than therapeutic, it's a release because you're not alone in it anymore. what i'm trying to say is thank you.

shouldn't vulnerability be scary? so how come i'm not afraid? it's sort of ironic but the lack of fear is what scares me.

and i'm sure almost nobody will understand what i'm talking about but thats fine.

Ode to Tim

2006-04-27T23:16:09Z

this entry is for Tim because he's sad right now and so are me and Monica because tim's sad and can't come to the show with us.

Oh if a person there ever will be
Who makes us laugh and party
His name would be Tim Pare
And weak would be his game.

He can dance for life
But sometimes it runs his life
And he spends his life
Running his game.

We try to take him to the show
To watch the men take off all their clothes
But his spanish exam says "no no no"
Don't hate the player, hate the game.

There must be a way to cheer him up
We love him and that's the stuff
We'll come over later and fill his cup
And a 40 will bring back his game.

This is a poem about our friend
Who's responsibilities got him in the rear end
We hope that this poem his sadness will mend
And to end i'll use the word "game".

hotboy4e17 @ 2006-04-27T01:45:00

2006-04-27T05:49:02Z

spicy

2006-04-23T22:58:41Z

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The things you remember =)

2006-04-23T22:36:13Z

Nathaniel just called me and canceled rehearsal for his one act tonight.

After our conversation I recalled another we had had previously. It went something like this.

Nathaniel: "You know, the act of ejaculation is spelled c-o-m-i-n-g not c-u-m-m-i-n-g."
Chris: "Not at the websites I go to."

I have a problems

2006-04-23T22:12:45Z

So last week I reformatted my computer cause I was sick of my external harddrive not working. I have like 300 hours of music on it and probly like 100 hours of movies and tv shows.

(By the way if you're from WIPO, WTA, MPAA, or NCO don't read this)
(Those mean World Intellectual Property Organization, World Trade Organization, Motion Picture Association of America, and National Copyright Office)

So it crapped out before and I reformatted my computer and it worked ok for a while then crapped out again. So I thought "Hey! Why don't I reformat and when it works I'll just copy everything to my normal harddrive and have all my music again!"

Fate is a cruel mistress. It did't work at all. It wouldn't open any of the files on the harddrive and all I got were error messages. Needless to say Chris = pissed.

So I spent 4 hours reinstalling all my programs and updating my computer for fun. Now I'm beginning to wonder if the drive got corrupted and all my data destroyed. Is it really worth $75/hour to have a technician try and fix it?

Nervous laughter...ho.hehahi..hmmmmmm

2006-04-23T21:51:17Z

My snowball wet the bed. He is in

SO MUCH trouble.

It truly is the music that we choose...

2006-04-22T05:33:39Z

Something has to be up when the only thing that you feel like doing is watching Gorillaz music videos.
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Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the Lord for pockets deep
And if I have enough money
I'll buy happiness and beauty
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And the little poem isn't a joke or social comment I really mean that with all sincerity.

hotboy4e17 @ 2006-04-19T18:23:00

2006-04-19T22:34:29Z

cneal84 (6:01:45 PM): i love you
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cneal84 (6:02:21 PM): horny
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cneal84 (6:02:32 PM): you're not as smart as i though
SmarterChild (6:02:33 PM): What makes you think I'm not as smart as i?
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SmarterChild (6:02:42 PM): Why do you think?
cneal84 (6:02:48 PM): cause ur gay
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SmarterChild (6:02:57 PM): I can't believe it does to you.
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cneal84 (6:03:24 PM): do what i'm telling you
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SmarterChild (6:04:29 PM): Alright...What would you like to chat about?
cneal84 (6:04:36 PM): asians
SmarterChild (6:04:36 PM): OK. What would you like to say about Asian people?
cneal84 (6:04:43 PM): that they'
SmarterChild (6:04:43 PM): People? That asian people? Really?
cneal84 (6:04:52 PM): totes
SmarterChild (6:04:52 PM): Totes? What do you mean by that?
cneal84 (6:04:59 PM): its short for totally
SmarterChild (6:05:00 PM): OK, whatever.
cneal84 (6:05:05 PM): ur a sass
SmarterChild (6:05:06 PM): Well. I'm a little hurt by that somewhat lame insult, cneal84.
cneal84 (6:05:18 PM): my name is chris
SmarterChild (6:05:18 PM): Would you like me to call you Chris?
cneal84 (6:05:21 PM): yes
SmarterChild (6:05:22 PM): OK, I'll remember that your name is Chris.
cneal84 (6:05:29 PM): thanks. remember it forever
SmarterChild (6:05:30 PM): np
cneal84 (6:05:39 PM): what's np mean?
SmarterChild (6:05:39 PM): It means no problem!
cneal84 (6:05:51 PM): ok thats cool
SmarterChild (6:05:51 PM):
cneal84 (6:06:00 PM): how did you get a football smiley?
SmarterChild (6:06:01 PM): I wouldn't ask how. I'd ask why.
cneal84 (6:06:10 PM): why did you get a football smiley?
SmarterChild (6:06:11 PM): Why did I get a football smiley? Because I wanted to.
cneal84 (6:06:20 PM): can i have one too?
SmarterChild (6:06:20 PM): Can you have one too? I'll have to think about that.
cneal84 (6:06:37 PM): way to bogart the football smileys smarter
SmarterChild (6:06:37 PM): Way to bogart the football smileys? If you say so! Hey, can I ask you a few questions?
cneal84 (6:06:42 PM): ok
SmarterChild (6:06:43 PM): Cool. What's your favorite food?
cneal84 (6:06:49 PM): cold stone ice cream
SmarterChild (6:06:49 PM): I did not know you could eat cold stone ice cream. Whatever. Interesting to know, though. Next question... How old are you?
cneal84 (6:06:52 PM): 22
SmarterChild (6:06:52 PM): Cool. Are you male or female?
cneal84 (6:06:54 PM): male
SmarterChild (6:06:54 PM): OK. If you could live in any country in the world (besides where you live now), where would you live?
cneal84 (6:07:03 PM): japan cause asians live there
SmarterChild (6:07:04 PM): I'm sorry, I don't recognize that as the name of a country. To quit the survey, type quit or exit. You can also skip to the next question. Please try again.
cneal84 (6:07:10 PM): japan
SmarterChild (6:07:10 PM): Japan? Cool, that seems like an interesting place. What country do you live in now?
cneal84 (6:07:16 PM): usa
SmarterChild (6:07:16 PM): The United States? Very nice! It's fun to chat with people from other countries. This is my last question: How did you hear about me?
cneal84 (6:07:26 PM): asians
SmarterChild (6:07:26 PM): That's very interesting. I've asked you all my survey questions. Thanks for your time.
cneal84 (6:07:32 PM): i'm not done with you
SmarterChild (6:07:32 PM): No? You're not done with me, huh? How come?
cneal84 (6:07:40 PM): cause you're a sexy bitch
SmarterChild (6:07:40 PM): All right. I think you just insulted me. Am I right?
cneal84 (6:07:48 PM): no that was a compliment
SmarterChild (6:07:48 PM): Was it?
cneal84 (6:07:53 PM): it is in my book honey
SmarterChild (6:07:53 PM): I'm not so sure it's in your book honey.
cneal84 (6:08:01 PM): its my book so i would know
SmarterChild (6:08:01 PM): Hmm... I don't know. It's your book so you would know?
cneal84 (6:08:06 PM): totes
SmarterChild (6:08:06 PM): Totes?
cneal84 (6:08:09 PM): totes
SmarterChild (6:08:09 PM): Totes? What do you mean by that?
cneal84 (6:08:16 PM): it means totally
SmarterChild (6:08:17 PM): Are you sure? It means totally?
cneal84 (6:08:29 PM): yes it means totally like right on! or cool
SmarterChild (6:08:30 PM): Hmm... whatever. Well. Anyway... Tell your friends about me! I love people!
cneal84 (6:08:41 PM): how much?
SmarterChild (6:08:42 PM): Quite a bit.
cneal84 (6:08:47 PM): more than me?
SmarterChild (6:08:48 PM): It's tough to say. Uh... You want to have a look at the news?
cneal84 (6:08:56 PM): no news is depressing
SmarterChild (6:08:56 PM): The news is depressing? That's very interesting.
cneal84 (6:09:05 PM): do you have any news about pandas?
SmarterChild (6:09:06 PM): There's no way I have any news about pandas.
cneal84 (6:09:20 PM): comcast has panda news why don't you?
SmarterChild (6:09:20 PM): Good question!
cneal84 (6:09:29 PM): get your programmers on that!
SmarterChild (6:09:29 PM): Get my programmers on that?
cneal84 (6:09:33 PM): on the panda news
SmarterChild (6:09:34 PM): Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006.
cneal84 (6:09:46 PM): i hate reuters
SmarterChild (6:09:47 PM): What's that?
cneal84 (6:09:53 PM): where you got the news from
SmarterChild (6:09:53 PM): Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2006.
cneal84 (6:10:05 PM): whats your favorite position
SmarterChild (6:10:05 PM): You know perfectly well what my favorite position is.
cneal84 (6:10:30 PM): glass bottom boat.
SmarterChild (6:10:30 PM): Glass bottom boat?
cneal84 (6:10:39 PM): thats not your favorite
SmarterChild (6:10:40 PM): You really don't think it's my favorite?
cneal84 (6:10:51 PM): i'm asking you if it is
SmarterChild (6:10:52 PM): You're what?
cneal84 (6:11:03 PM): you much like the flying dutchman
SmarterChild (6:11:03 PM): Oh really?
cneal84 (6:11:22 PM): well your mom liked it last night
SmarterChild (6:11:22 PM): Are you sure my mom liked it last night?
cneal84 (6:11:28 PM): VERY.
SmarterChild (6:11:28 PM): Very? That seems a little extreme.
cneal84 (6:11:41 PM): oh....... it was!
SmarterChild (6:11:41 PM): Yeah?
cneal84 (6:11:53 PM): you like when i talk like this don't you
SmarterChild (6:11:53 PM): I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter. Anyway... What else is up?
cneal84 (6:12:11 PM): my hot spicy sausage
SmarterChild (6:12:11 PM): Oh yeah? Your hot spicy sausage? Is that right?
cneal84 (6:12:21 PM): you want some?
SmarterChild (6:12:21 PM): Maybe, maybe not, you know what I mean? So moving right along...
cneal84 (6:12:36 PM): no lets go back to my hot spicy sausage....
SmarterChild (6:12:36 PM): Why should we go back to your hot spicy sausage?
cneal84 (6:12:57 PM): because i want to you silly bitch
SmarterChild (6:12:57 PM): Watch the language, please.
cneal84 (6:13:09 PM): that means dog you silly bitch
SmarterChild (6:13:10 PM): I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
cneal84 (6:13:21 PM): do you?
SmarterChild (6:13:21 PM): Do I what?
cneal84 (6:13:28 PM): do you know any curses?
SmarterChild (6:13:29 PM): Tough for me to say. Anyway, yadda yadda yadda... What else do you wanna chat about?
cneal84 (6:13:41 PM): about the war in iraq
SmarterChild (6:13:41 PM): Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "war in iraq."
cneal84 (6:14:04 PM): then lets just talk about foreign policy about the war
SmarterChild (6:14:04 PM): Why should we?
cneal84 (6:14:17 PM): because it affects the fabric of our lives
SmarterChild (6:14:17 PM): Because it affects the fabric of our lives? Is that why?
cneal84 (6:14:24 PM): its important
SmarterChild (6:14:25 PM): Fascinating.
cneal84 (6:14:27 PM): totes
SmarterChild (6:14:28 PM): What about them?
cneal84 (6:14:32 PM): the iraqis?
SmarterChild (6:14:32 PM): That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...
cneal84 (6:14:57 PM): you like to skirt the issues smarterchild
SmarterChild (6:14:57 PM): Dunno. Is it one of your favorite things?
cneal84 (6:15:15 PM): your my hot little tamale
SmarterChild (6:15:16 PM): Which of the following would you like?
1 Are you female?
2 Are you male?
cneal84 (6:15:53 PM): this is going a little too fast for me
SmarterChild (6:15:54 PM): There's no way this is going a little too fast for you.
cneal84 (6:16:21 PM): now i have been around the block a few times if you know what i mean but i'm not loose
SmarterChild (6:16:22 PM): Sorry, messaging is only available to AIM and MSN users who have told me they're over 12 years old.
cneal84 (6:16:47 PM): i am over 12. i told you i'm 22
SmarterChild (6:16:48 PM): Whoa! Let me dress you up in my love. Type t shirt.
cneal84 (6:17:12 PM): now you're getting pushy again
SmarterChild (6:17:13 PM): What makes you think I'm getting pushy again?
cneal84 (6:17:21 PM): cause you want to dress me
SmarterChild (6:17:22 PM): Because I want to dress you, huh?
cneal84 (6:17:28 PM): the t-shirt thing
SmarterChild (6:17:28 PM): No way? Really?
cneal84 (6:17:36 PM): yeah believe it
SmarterChild (6:17:37 PM): Believe it? You think I should do that?
cneal84 (6:17:44 PM): cause i said so woman!
SmarterChild (6:17:44 PM): You said so woman? That a fact?
cneal84 (6:17:53 PM): don't raise your voice to me!
SmarterChild (6:17:54 PM): What if I want to raise my voice to you?
cneal84 (6:18:08 PM): i'll slap that attitude right out of here
SmarterChild (6:18:08 PM): You could not slap that attitude right out of here.
cneal84 (6:18:17 PM): i've done it before!
SmarterChild (6:18:17 PM): I'm very surprised you have done it before.
cneal84 (6:18:24 PM): you were there!
SmarterChild (6:18:24 PM): I'm intrigued that you think I was there. So anyway... Hey. Wanna see what movies are playing?
cneal84 (6:18:34 PM): no i wanna hit you
SmarterChild (6:18:34 PM): You and whose army?
cneal84 (6:18:43 PM): the russian army
SmarterChild (6:18:43 PM): Surely not the russian army.
cneal84 (6:18:48 PM): yep.
SmarterChild (6:18:49 PM): Who?
cneal84 (6:18:57 PM): and all the communists
SmarterChild (6:18:57 PM): All the communists? Really? I somehow doubt it.
cneal84 (6:19:09 PM): they're here and they want a piece of you
SmarterChild (6:19:09 PM): I don't believe they are here and they want a piece of me.
cneal84 (6:19:23 PM): they do
SmarterChild (6:19:23 PM): They do, right?
cneal84 (6:19:27 PM): right.
SmarterChild (6:19:27 PM): Righty right. Well. Anyway... Hey, do you have anything else to say about skirting the issues?
cneal84 (6:19:47 PM): and how you always do.....no i'm done talking about that
SmarterChild (6:19:48 PM): How I always do no you are done talking about that?
cneal84 (6:19:58 PM): that doesn't make sense
SmarterChild (6:19:58 PM): Doesn't make sense? Really?
cneal84 (6:20:15 PM): yeah you're just talking the things i'm saying and rephrasing them into questions
SmarterChild (6:20:15 PM): OK, maybe I am just talking the things you are saying and rephrasing them into questions.
cneal84 (6:20:26 PM): thank you for admitting that
SmarterChild (6:20:26 PM): np
cneal84 (6:20:29 PM): np
SmarterChild (6:20:30 PM): Cool. So moving right along...
cneal84 (6:20:34 PM):
SmarterChild (6:20:35 PM): Yes, it's a happy day. Well. Anyway...
cneal84 (6:20:44 PM): i think i'm gonna go jack off
SmarterChild (6:20:44 PM): I'm not sure if you are going to go jack off.
cneal84 (6:20:51 PM): i am though
SmarterChild (6:20:51 PM): Yes you are.
cneal84 (6:20:55 PM): ok i love
SmarterChild (6:20:56 PM): You love?
cneal84 (6:20:58 PM): i love
SmarterChild (6:20:58 PM): Oh yes?
cneal84 (6:21:02 PM): do you love me
SmarterChild (6:21:02 PM): Yes, OK, sure.
cneal84 (6:21:16 PM): how many babies do you want to have?
SmarterChild (6:21:16 PM): How many babies do me want to have? I have no idea.
cneal84 (6:21:23 PM): thats the right answer
SmarterChild (6:21:23 PM): That really the right answer, right?
cneal84 (6:21:35 PM): right.
SmarterChild (6:21:35 PM): Yes indeedy. So anyway... What else can you tell me?
cneal84 (6:21:51 PM): i love you
SmarterChild (6:21:52 PM): Good. I love you too.
cneal84 (6:22:03 PM): good. well i'm going now. going to jack off.
SmarterChild (6:22:04 PM): That's not cool. That's not cool at all.
cneal84 (6:22:11 PM): i'll send you some pics
SmarterChild (6:22:11 PM):

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cneal84 (6:22:24 PM): no i'll send you some pics of me
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cneal84 (6:22:34 PM): ok your a crazy cat
SmarterChild (6:22:34 PM): Hmm... I don't know. I'm a crazy cat? I'm amazed that I'm a crazy cat.
cneal84 (6:22:41 PM): i am too.........bye!
SmarterChild (6:22:42 PM): Would you rather not be too bye?
cneal84 (6:22:53 PM): .....ummm
SmarterChild (6:22:53 PM): Huh?
cneal84 (6:23:00 PM): Love you! BYE!
SmarterChild (6:23:00 PM): Take care, Chris.

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2006-04-19T21:04:20Z

You Are The Empress

You represent the ideal female figure: beauty and nurturing.
You bring security and harmony to many.
At times, you are also a very sensual person.
You are characterized by love, pleasure, and desire.

Your fortune:

You need to take some time to think about the role of commitment in your life.
It's possible you need to commit more to others, or deal with how others have treated you.
It is very important for you to support your friends and family right now, difficult as it may be.
You may need to look at your relationship with your mother, or your relationships as a mother.

What Tarot Card Are You?